EnglishAhkam: Teks Spoof : Private Conversation

Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good
seat. The play was very interesting. But I didn't enjoy it. A young man and a
young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking loudly. I got very angry.
I couldn't hear a word. I turned round. I looked at the man angrily. They
didn't pay any attention.In the end, I couldn't bear it. I turned round again.
'I can't hear a word!' I said angrily. 'It's none of your business,' the young
man said rudely. 'This is a private conversation!'